“Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” Reimagined for the Prehistoric Era

Who Wants to Win a Shiny Stone?

HOST: HELLO.

CONTESTANT: HELLO?

HOST: WANT WIN SHINY STONE? STONE SHINY. SHINY STONE, SHINY STONE!

CONTESTANT: (delighted) SHINY STONE!

HOST: FOR WIN SHINY STONE: WHAT HERE SHINY?

      A: FIRE ROCK

      B: NOT FIRE ROCK

      C: GREAT HORN OF POWER

      D: SHINY STONE

CONTESTANT:

HOST: IT OKAY. TAKE TIME.

CONTESTANT: GREAT HORN OF POWER?

HOST: (disappointed) SORRY – ME ALSO ACCEPT “NOT FIRE ROCK.”

CONTESTANT:

[CONTESTANT fatally clubs HOST with Great Horn of Power]

CONTESTANT: (stone in hand) SHINY STONE, SHINY STONE!