Talking to Strangers: Part I

Omegle used to be fun. Back in 2008, when Omegle launched, you could connect with a stranger from anywhere in the world and actually be humbled by the conversation you shared about their life experiences. Nowadays you can still connect with a stranger from anywhere in the world, but, in all likelihood, that stranger is a sweaty, horny man typing "F?" as fast as his soy sauce-encrusted meat hands will allow, which is a shame.

Anyway, here are some conversations from my condiment-free—albeit, slightly greasy—meat hands. Enjoy!