ME: That is one hot babe, Father!
DAD: Yeah, buddy! That chick is mint. Mint.
ME: Haha. We’re totally guys.
[slick high five]
ME: By the way, I picked up a new book. You should check it out.
DAD: I would … But I’m sort of already checking something out over here, if you know what I mean.
ME: (laughing) I do know what you mean!
(later, at home)
ME: Hey, Dad, do you ever think that maybe we shouldn’t overtly sexualize women?
DAD: Huh, you know, not really.
ME: Me neither!