If I Acted like My Dad Hoped I Would

ME: That is one hot babe, Father!

DAD: Yeah, buddy! That chick is mint. Mint.

ME: Haha. We’re totally guys.

[slick high five]

ME: By the way, I picked up a new book. You should check it out.

DAD: I would … But I’m sort of already checking something out over here, if you know what I mean.

ME: (laughing) I do know what you mean!

(later, at home)

ME: Hey, Dad, do you ever think that maybe we shouldn’t overtly sexualize women?

DAD: Huh, you know, not really.

ME: Me neither!